Hey, YOU. You know who you are (and I don't mean who has recently friended me, you're safe), don't think I can't guess who you are by the name you tossed at me in that cowardly anon comment. (PS, I really CAN figure out where you are by your IP address, so you just keep digging that hole, missy)

I haven't gone anywhere near your journal/posts, commented to you, mentioned you, or even THOUGHT about you in like, what, two and a half years, and you're pulling the same old shit all over again? What the fuck did I do to you? Are you obsessed with me or something? Because it's not flattering in this case.

Leave me the fuck alone, or at least have the balls to actually sign your name to your pathetic little epistles.

And PS, either be accurate when making assumptions about my personal/sex life or go home.

One of my favorite blogs as of late is enterthejabberwock.com, mostly known for its MST3K-style dissections of Chick Tracts, aka those bloody godawful "Christian comics" I'm sure everyone has seen or has handed to them at one point in their life. Lately Jabberwock's been kinda burned out on dissecting them, not that I blame him, as the stupid is enough to make one's brains dribble out their ears. Occasionally he'll put up a guest dissection with his added commentary, and this is one I mailed a while back. Obviously it doesn't have the added benefit of his commentary (he's a little more on the ball about Bible specifics than I am and I don't feel like drudging up the family tome right now), so, er, feel free to mentally play along, or something.

Basically, if I want spirituality in comics I’ll curl up with my Peanuts books. At least they’re supposed to be funny.
I mentally debated whether I should really be ripping on the artwork, since I’m not the best artist in the world myself. But then I remembered two things:
a) such thoughts are in direct violation of Ebert’s Law
b) at least I don’t make my villains stereotypically ugly with hooked noses.
So rip I shall!
( Read more... )

Just a public entry for banners. Nothing to see here ;)

( Icontest banners )

Canada matters to me. Le Canada, c'est important pour moi.

Beautiful British Columbia

And I can't believe I didn't put this up until now...

Marriage is love.

That is all because public colorbars are cool. We now return to you regularly friends-locked madness XD

One of my few entries I'm leaving public, because I'm too darn lazy to go make an icon journal. Unless yer huntin' around for icons, nothing to see here :)
Page 1 Page 2( Read more... )

Seperated by subject.
Page 1
( This-a-way... )

You may've heard of this by now. There's controversy over a shirt being sold in St. Catherines, a black tank with a hammer in a pool of blood and the caption "She was asking for it." Naturally there's been quite the uproar, but stupidly enough, it has its supporters, including the female shopowner- and, as seen in an article, a giggling 17 year-old nymphet whose boyfriend wanted it, so she bought it for him. She also said, "I think it's, like, cute."
You dumb bint. You goddamn, no-good, twat for brains, piece of shit, skanking bitch, crack whore, lower than pond scum and twice as dumb bint. I don't even know your name or what you look like, but I've added you to my list of people I hate with the intensity of a million Old Testament Gods and would strike you down if I could get away with it.
Domestic abuse is not funny or cute, in any way, shape, or form. Anyone who thinks otherwise deserves to have their sex organs fried in Crisco.
I've been through it. My sister's been through it. I have friends who've been through it. And we were lucky to get out alive, many women aren't.
So, even though I may hate myself later, I drew this in protest.
If you're on DeviantART
( If yer not on DeviantART )
A-fucking-men, eh ladies?
I urge you to spread the link to this around. Because some people need to know- especially giggling 17 year-old nymphets from St. Catherines.

...making one entry to store all my icons in, then adding back to it whenever. Comment if you likee, credit if you mustee :)

( Insert witty cut joke )